Top 7 Reasons to Invest in the Market

  1. When prices at the pump skyrocket, you laugh because your portfolio did the same thing.
  2. You feel important telling the Dominos order person you’re a shareholder and receiving something called the 5-5-5 Deal.
  3. Getting your financial statements in the mail makes your significant other think you’re important.
  4. You’ve always wanted a cool nickname like the person that broke the Bank of England (see George Soros).
  5. You’ve always wanted your own bobblehead doll…
  6. Remember when you were picked on in high school for being a math geek?
  7. You can’t live without the streaming ticker on CNBC.
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